Bitch I need my cheerios.

Hey faggots. Its the real JOHN - well for real my name is Joey, it seems like youre even too retarded to see the difference.
It seems You're reporting my reviews as abuseful, and talking behind my back.
Do you think I care? You're just miserable - it's just like I said. By doing this you try to hide your own problems. Fuckin HUGE problems

Well, my life keeps getting better and better. I just dropped my bitch: shes just a whore who slept with my best friend (well, I still wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers). Also I keep BIG PIMPIN, just got a new fuckin spendy car (a porsche) and changed my style - calling it BLUE STEEL. And you? I guess the best thing you did in the last month was masturbatin to some drawn animal sex or sick shit like that; well Ill meet two girls tonight and plan to get off with both of them.

So, do the world a favor and kill yourself before youll rape a person for real. You make me sick.

Pic related: its me and my car

I am sick of you FUCKING BITCHES calling my house every night at 3am waking me up and sayin' the STUPID FRESH PRINCE THING. The thing is, I really do hate you fat losers who have to make up stupid lies in order to feel good about themselves, you're all right about that. Why don't you just try washing your face and changing your flannel shirt once in awhile and maybe you wont keep getting your IRL ass kicked by guys like me and bean called "faggot" by girls like this (my bitch).

So fuck you all for putting words in my mouth, I know I'm not perfect yet, but I'm on my way. Go back to watching star trek and playing Mario or some stupid shit, I'll be at the beach getting HIT ON by chicks that you couldn't even imagine let alone meet in real life.

Stop trolling me

- John

God speed.

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

As of 1/5/09

(5/1/09 for you bittish people)

I am 16, nothings really changed, hopefully getting my licsense within a month, gonna be drivin my 1993 dodge stealth.

Also, I probably will be posting abit more on here ( even as much as i hate my name) so I'll see you guys around.

For maing a parody thread, funny ban message though

Merry banmas
-banta claus

I've been banned but i don't even care, what i really need is advice

I JUST ACCIDENTALLY A WHOLE COKE BOTTLE, WHAT DO I DO?

Anybody know a website or anything that has college football jersey's WITH THE NAMES on the back. All I can find are the numbers, I know it goews against regulations or something bla blah blah but they have to be out there, I want me a tebow jersey.