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Not a queer, Just EXTREMELY MANLY.

Age 31, Male

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Joined on 5/7/05

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Posted by mastershake141 - October 18th, 2008


Just got back from mexico with my friends for a week. Bought some cool stuff including shot glasses that when you poor booze in naked chicks appear in the bottom, pics later (possibly)


Posted by mastershake141 - October 4th, 2008


For some reason bbm gave me a 30 day ban, all I did was post a single spam picture, i could understand 3 days, even a week but 30 fucking days...


Posted by mastershake141 - October 2nd, 2008


Been sick for a week now and it sucks balls, gonna have an ass-load of makeup work at school.


Posted by mastershake141 - September 9th, 2008


Apparently I pissed of a mod, Not sure how.


Posted by mastershake141 - August 30th, 2008


MY AGNRY FAIC KEYCAHIN CAME IN THE MAIL TDAY, MY AGNRY LEVELS HAVE INCREASES %20 also, my 2 penicorn plushie badges still havent been added to my userpage yet, wtf?

also, castle crashers rocks, GO BUY IT!


Posted by mastershake141 - August 27th, 2008


Finally got around to submitting the paypal info. I should have some badges on my page soon.


Posted by mastershake141 - August 11th, 2008


Decided to not do football this year, started getting really sick and missed a few practices, coach said i probably wouldnt get to play because i missed, im just gonna keep working out at home and start taking my creatine again.


Posted by mastershake141 - July 16th, 2008


My summer is ending in a week ( not officially), I say its ending because football camp starts, Im so fucking excited this year!


Posted by mastershake141 - July 11th, 2008


Not just ANY girl, my girlfriend, my FIRST girlfriend, my ONLY girlfriend, and probably my LAST girlfriend. It all started when she decided to have sex. It was so sponataneous and crazy we didn't even think of putting a condom on. It was amazing we were both in such great moods untill about a week after.

Some how my mother found out, I have no clue how but it gets worse. " Im very dissapointed in you" she said in a low tone "but mom, I think im old enough to know if i want to have sex or not" "THATS NOT THE POINT" she screamed "YOU HAVEN'T EVEN CHECKED YOURSELF AT A DOCTOR" She was starting to piss me off. "MOM, SHE DOESN'T HAVE AIDS, SHE CHECKED HERSELF THE WEEK BEFORE" She looked at me for a few moments and said "not her, you" My mind had just been fucked, I had never thought of checking myself before I made love to her.

The next day I went to the doctors, took the test and after a long time of waiting the doctor came back. " I...Im not sure how to say this, but your test came back positive, Im afraid you have the HIV virus" I sat there with my mouth hanging open, he just left the room. Now I had to go and tell the only girl I loved that I might have given her aids.

I went over to her house around lunchtime and just walked in, there she was, beautiful as ever eating a turkey club. "Oh hey it's great to see You" she said in an enthusiastic voice. I couldn't believe I was about to ruin her life. " Theres something I have to tell you" My heart was beating, she just stared at me. "rem-remember when we had sex?" "oh, yes" she said "it was the most amazing moment in my life"

"well, theres something I have to tell you, I just got myself checked and I ha-" She cut me off, "would you like something to eat?" she asked. "no thanks, I had reses for breakfast" "YOU HAD CANDY FOR BREAKFAST" I couldn't believe she was asking me this "NOT CANDY, REESES PUFF CEREAL, ITS A DELICOUS CHOCLATEY PEANUTBUTTERY CEREAL AND ITS ALL PART OF THIS WELL BALANCED BREAKFAST"


Posted by mastershake141 - July 9th, 2008


^^^^^^ banned for 3 days