It was only a matter of time...at least its only 3 days :D

I got banned for posting this DELICOUS picture of lamb....mmmmmmmm

I just got my mothers laptop in the mail today, just finished setting it up, im gonna steal it, she'll never know.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW 30 DAYS IS OVER!

If anyone out there knows a flash making system that won't mess up the computer and isn't impossible to use that is free, could you give me a link? Because id really like to start makin flash :3

DONT TALK WATCH
DONT TALK WATCH
YOU CAME HERE WATCH IT
DONT LIKE IT WALK OUT
WE STILL HAVE ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY

Do not nudge, kick or jiggle the seat in front of you.
I'm sitting there!
I am everywhere at once
and I will cut you up.
If you make out here I will cut your lips and tongue
From your head with a linoleum knife

Do not explain the plot.
If you don't understand, then you should not be here.
Your money is our money
and we will spend it on drugs.

Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly
Be considerate to others
Or I will bite your torso and give you a disease
Did you bring your baby?
Babies don't watch this, take the seed outside
leave it in the streets
run it over right after the show

If I see you videotaping this movie
Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid
And disolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes

This is a copyrighted movie for Time Warner
If I find you sold it on eBay
I will break into your house and tear your wife in half

Well, my ban is half way done, in just 15 days I can post on the bbs again, unfortunately it will probably be only a matter of time before Im banned again.

Yaay, I have a whip now, If I were a fab, it'd be a sex toy :o

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE

I got a fucking 30 day ban, hell, now i have nothing to do. FUCK YOU JOE!

im bored!