ATTENTION ATTENTION

I have a public announcement...

*ahem*

WHITE PEOPLE, BEAT YOUR KIDS ASSES!!!
-I mean seriously, Im white and all throughout my life my parents have beaten the shit out of me when I make a mistake, it pisses me off soo much when I see some 12 year old at a store cussing out his mother because she won't buy him the toy he wants.

ASIANS, LEARN TO DRIVE!!!!!
- I'm getting sick and tired of getting stuck behind mrs. asian who can't drive worth a piece of shit, I mean seriously, how hard is it to merge?

MEXICANS, LEARN ENGLISH!!!
-Listen, I don't care if you come into my country, I actually welcome you, it adds enviornment, but please, please learn to speak english if your going to be livng here.

BLACK PEOPLE, STOP BEING PISSED OFF BECAUSE OF YOUR PAST!!!
-Okay, you were slaves, you went through some hard times, I UNDERSTAND! But please, Its been a few hundred years, stop acting like you went through the suffering your ancestors did, as a matter of fact, be happy your not jewish, look at the shit they've been through!

INDIANS....

Nah, your all pretty cool ;)

*NOTE NOTE NOTE NOTE*

Listen, I know that stereotypes aren't true in all cases, but you can't look at me with a straight face and tell me none of these are somewhat true in some cases, Im sorry if I offended you, but it had to be said.

*THAT IS ALL*

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LORDBRASKA 2008-03-15 23:15:23

LOL, rants are fucking amazing

mastershake141 2008-03-15 23:15:23

Yup, they sure are :D

I-smel 2008-03-16 21:58:53

Slavery's still goin, you fuckin moron.

AND WHAT THE HELL IS COOL ABOUT INDIANS?

mastershake141 2008-03-16 21:58:53 (Updated 2008-03-17 13:37:59)

Yes, slavery is still going on, BY OTHER AFRICANS ENSLAVING AFRICANS Which is the way slavery started in the first place. Indians are cool because they never complain about anything after they build their casinos.

( Why must the creator of cannoncrotch hate me :'( )

JevelinMasta 2008-03-18 15:42:08

Lolll xD
funny shit yeah true .. blacks are cool :P but its kinda weird how the over react or exagerate with the slavery thing O.o

mastershake141 2008-03-18 15:42:08

Lollercopters, your not going to like me once you open up your mail.

Accumet8000 2008-03-18 17:33:02

lol thats retarded, u think its ok for parents to hit kids? From what your writing your parents have basically abused you, which is downright wrong and should never happen in any family. This stuff was universal 100 years ago like in classes and on the street etc, but I think we are past that draconion backwards system.

mastershake141 2008-03-18 17:33:02

My parents have never, NEVER abused me. Beating someone when they misbehave is a sure fire way to make sure your kids don't grow up to be assholes.

cookie-monsta1 2008-03-18 17:34:24

yup

mastershake141 2008-03-18 17:34:24

mmm-hmmm

InsertFunnyUserName 2008-03-18 19:18:34

How about us Americans? Are we not good enough to be bitched about?

Screw you, man. Scccrrreeewww you. We are so totally a race. A race of fat.

mastershake141 2008-03-18 19:18:34

Im american :D The reason I decided to not really say anything about america is because we are basically a melting pot of all the races I mentioned above.

Harmonik 2008-03-18 19:26:34

Agreed.

mastershake141 2008-03-18 19:26:34

Thank you :D

solardave 2008-03-28 16:06:56

Indians are indeed, pretty cool

mastershake141 2008-03-28 16:06:56

YUP :D